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時間:2018-05-27來源:故事會 作者:

  這天,大劉碰到初中同學小麗。小麗在給人當保姆,兩人聊了一會兒,大劉心中大喜。原來,大劉最近想去參加市歌神大賽,小麗的雇主竟然就是大賽的資深評委。

  大劉說:"我唱歌純屬業余,一直沒有專業指導,你帶我去請他當面指導一下好嗎?"

  小麗連連擺手說:"不行不行,老板早就說了,不見任何參賽者。"

  大劉聽了,不禁有點失落。小麗于心不忍,突然她想起了什么,一拍腦袋說:"你別急,這兩天等我消息。"

  幾天后,大劉接到小麗的電話,興沖沖地跑過去,卻發現評委家里只有小麗和一個小寶寶。大劉正納悶,小麗將他拉進一間屋子說:"趁老板不在,你趕緊唱幾首試試。"說完,她便出去了。

  大劉見房間里擺滿了各種豪華音響設備,頓時明白過來:敢情小麗是想讓自己提前練練手呀。想到這兒,大劉清清嗓子,深吸一口氣,開始投入地唱起來。

  可才唱幾句,小麗突然跑進來打斷說:"大劉,就你這水平去比賽很懸啊!"

  大劉有點生氣地說:"你這話怎么說的,你懂音樂嗎?"

  小麗說:"我是不懂,可寶寶懂。"說完,她指了指客廳里的寶寶。

  見大劉一臉的不屑,小麗一本正經地接著說:"你可別小瞧他,老板一心想把寶寶培養成接班人,懷孕時一直用音樂胎教,出生后常常讓他聽音樂看比賽。還別說,這小子平時看他媽媽擔任評委的比賽時,聽到好聽的、能晉級的歌時吃飯特別香,而聽到不好聽的歌時就鬧。剛剛他本來吃飯吃得好好的,聽你唱了幾句,竟然全吐了,這會兒正鬧騰得厲害呢……"

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