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大媽買菜

時間:2018-05-27來源:故事會 作者:

  這天下午,田大媽接到女兒電話,說是要帶未來女婿上門,田大媽高興極了,拿著菜籃子就到了生活超市。

  田大媽挑選了幾袋子菜,正打算排隊結賬,就聽見旁邊一個老太太說:"現在別買,這超市的蔬菜不過夜,到晚上六點會降價處理,比正常價格便宜一半呢!"田大媽聽后一驚,立刻把挑好的蔬菜放了回去,打算等到六點以后再買。

  到了六點,田大媽來到蔬菜區一看,果然便宜了一半,有很多人在搶。田大媽手腳麻利,很快就拿了好幾包蔬菜,這時有個小伙子走過來,神秘地壓低聲音對她說:"大媽,我告訴您,這里的蔬菜七點以后更便宜,打兩折呢!"田大媽動心了,于是又把挑好的蔬菜放了回去。就在此時,女兒打電話來催她趕快回家,可田大媽和超市較上勁兒了,一定要買到最便宜的菜,于是吩咐女兒先做飯。

  終于等到了七點,田大媽趕緊再次來到了蔬菜區。可她一看就傻眼了:這里的蔬菜已經賣完了。

  田大媽后悔著回到家,只見女兒笑嘻嘻地迎了上來,手上提著幾大包蔬菜,說:"媽你看,這是我男朋友買的菜,多新鮮,還是處理價!"說著她轉頭沖廚房喊,"對吧,親愛的?"

  廚房里傳來一個小伙子的聲音:"嗯!這菜全是一個大媽替我挑的。我去搶菜的時候擠不進去,那個大媽挑了幾大包蔬菜正要結賬,我就靈機一動,說七點以后這里的菜更便宜,那個大媽就……"

  正說著,小伙子從廚房走了出來。田大媽一看愣住了:這不正是那個在超市里騙她的小伙子嘛!

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